That One Guy’s Van | Scented Candle
You know the one.
The sliding door barely works. The dash light’s been on since 2017. And the smell?
A haunting blend of farts, warm energy drinks, orange degreaser, AXE body spray, and a faint note of overdue timesheets.
This candle captures the essence of That One Guy’s Van—the rolling storage unit of half-used cable spools, forgotten lunch containers, and techs who swear they’ll clean it out next week.
Burn it as a warning. Or a tribute. Either way, you’ll never forget the smell.
(It’s technically white sage and lavendar. But you’ll know better.)
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Apple Harvest scent
Scent profile includes a true ripe apple fragrance oil combined with bright fruit notes and just a touch of spice. This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood
Cinnamon Vanilla scent
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Clean Cotton scent
Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base
Sea Salt + Orchid scent
Scent profile includes sea salt, ozone on the top with complementing jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves and wood, tonka bean base
Atlantis Whisper
Scent profile includes salty oceanic notes, dark musk, sandalwood, and a medley of essential oils evoking the lost city's timeless allure
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender scent
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. .
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